I am not a marketing expert. Or even a marketing, um, “average”.

If you’re reading this then chances are you already well aware of the recent AI-themed issue: operator of Google-owned LaMDA, Blake Lemoine, was suspended from his job for claiming that his AI was sentient.

Quick update on this as I’ve just migrated to a new Mac.

I’ve used “the Mac OS” for longer than I care to admit but through many, many incarnations over the years.

Over on the Cortex blog we have a janky-ass blog system that uses some filthy PHP and MySQL to do news article type things.

In the post on bootstrap style tables in Hugo I wanted to show the actual shortcodes you needed to create in your templates.

Tables in Markdown are a bit of an anomaly that requires a mish-mash of hypens and pipes.

Here’s a summary of testing and whatnot. Be sure to read the intro blog in this series for this make any sense whatsoever.

And now for something completely different. Long story short, I bought the mixed pack of Samyang Korean ramen noodles from Amazon and I’m planning to document my experience of trying them.

If you find yourself in the unexpected position of needing to add decals to your bike wheels, this is the quick and easy way to do it…