I am not a marketing expert. Or even a marketing, um, “average”. I’m not a marketing person at all. Well not willingly. Or knowingly. Or acceptingly. I mean, I’ve done some… sales… in my life. Bits and bobs… this and that. Made some cash along the way. Mostly through honesty and doing what I said and just delivering stuff. But. I am a consumer. In fact, my approach to sales and marketing is almost entirely predicated on the experiences I’ve had as a victim of marketing techniques; I know full well what annoys me and so my approach to sales and marketing is mostly just endeavouring to not repeat those same mistakes and do stuff that I know would annoy me.

If you’re reading this then chances are you already well aware of the recent AI-themed issue: operator of Google-owned LaMDA, Blake Lemoine, was suspended from his job for claiming that his AI was sentient. (Well actually, he was suspended for sharing company secrets, in the form of the chat transcript.) If you’re not up to speed, then you won’t have to look far to find the story. I first read about it on The Register.

Quick update on this as I’ve just migrated to a new Mac. For some reason I opted to do a sort of half-half job using the Mac migration assistant which, I may write about separately, because ultimately it’s been a bit of a mission to do this. One issue was how to get Music set up on the new Mac. The music library on the NAS is fine and nicely organised but despite the media itself being somewhere else, the Mac still relies on a file called ‘Music Library’ (by default) which is effectively a big list of everything.

I’ve used “the Mac OS” for longer than I care to admit but through many, many incarnations over the years. In the early days, you would look forward to the releases/updates of new major versions because they would bring major innovation. But over at least the last 5 major versions, I’ve updated but experienced very little in the way of new functionality that has been of any real use or interest. In most cases, it usually just becomes more irritating to use.

Over on the Cortex blog we have a janky-ass blog system that uses some filthy PHP and MySQL to do news article type things. I wrote it, it’s disgusting, we should do better, but it is what it is. The plumber’s toilet, and all that. Pending some time to actually do it properly, we wanted to polish the turd enough that it was semi-functional - and this included having in-post navigation - so that, from a post you could either jump forward or backwards to the post.

In the post on bootstrap style tables in Hugo I wanted to show the actual shortcodes you needed to create in your templates. But in some cases, Hugo was helpfully rendering the shortcode as the actual output, rather than the raw code. (This is likely because I have unsafe set to true for historic reasons.) You can create code blocks using backticks, e.g., ``` code here ``` but if you try and include HTML (or similar), then the tags themselves just disappear:

Tables in Markdown are a bit of an anomaly that requires a mish-mash of hypens and pipes. You can get the basics from this article at markdownguide. By default, though, how these then render will depend on your template (and the configured CSS) but it’s reasonable to say there’s a chance the tables will look a bit shit. What if we could have swanky looking tables à la bootstrap? Yep, but what if you don’t actually use bootstrap in your theme?

Here’s a summary of testing and whatnot. Be sure to read the intro blog in this series for this make any sense whatsoever. Pic Flavour Date Tried Heat Scale Overview Link Jiajan 09/03/2022 7/10 8/10 - Excellent! Review Stew 10/03/2022 7.5/10 8/10 - really good, nice heat, bit of lip-tingle. Review Kimchi 11/03/2022 7.5/10 6/10 - very edible, but forgettable Review Cheese 14/03/2022 6.5/10 6/10 - doable, but slightly dodgy smell Review Carbonara 15/03/2022 5/10 5/10 - nothing wrong, just a bit bored now.

And now for something completely different. Long story short, I bought the mixed pack of Samyang Korean ramen noodles from Amazon and I’m planning to document my experience of trying them. Background I like spicy food. I am a solid vindaloo in the curry house; but will always try hotter (or milder) as may be available. My tastes have definitely mellowed as I’ve got older and nowadays I definitely prefer things slightly milder than my younger years, but I will still not shy away from a challenge - and my ‘mild’ is still considerably hotter than others I know.

If you find yourself in the unexpected position of needing to add decals to your bike wheels, this is the quick and easy way to do it… Respect. (Deja vu?)